身形矮小、其貌不扬的柯克(杰伊·巴鲁切尔 Jay Baruchel 饰)是供职于匹兹堡机场的一名普通保安。他的爱情可以称得上是完败,女友玛妮(林德赛·斯隆 Lindsay Sloane 饰)弃之而去,他一心重修旧好而不能;工作枯燥乏味,波澜不惊,平时最多和学生时代的好友扯扯皮、谈谈心,俨然一个不被人关注的废柴。
然而就是这么一个小人物,却狠狠交了一把桃花运。偶然机会,柯克邂逅了美丽出众、光彩夺目的富家女莫莉(爱丽丝·伊芙 Alice Eve 饰),对方热情主动,令柯克如坠梦中。一段身份地位乃至各个方面都极不相称的恋情就此展开,不过诸多的麻烦也随即涌现,柯克该如何面对这突如其来的一切……
Wealthy Rollo Treadway (Buster Keaton) suddenly decides to propose to his neighbor across the street, Betsy O'Brien (Kathryn McGuire), and sends his servant to book passage for a honeymoon sea cruise to Honolulu. When Betsy rejects his sudden offer however, he decides to go on the trip anyway, boarding without delay that night. Because the pier number is partially covered, he ends up on the wrong ship, the Navigator, which Betsy's rich father (Frederick Vroom) has just sold to a small country at war. Agents for the other small nation in the conflict decide to set the ship adrift that same night. When Betsy's father checks up on the ship, he is captured and tied up by the saboteurs. Betsy hears his cry for help and boards the ship to look for him, just before it is cut loose. The Navigator drifts out into the Pacific Ocean. The two unwitting passengers eventually find each other. At first, they have great difficulty looking after themselves, but adapt after a few weeks. At one point, they sight a navy ship and hoist a brightly-colored flag, not realizing it signals that the ship is under quarantine. As a result, the other vessel turns away. Finally, the ship grounds itself near an inhabited tropical island and springs a leak. While Rollo dons a deep sea diving suit and submerges to patch the hole, the black natives canoe out and take Betsy captive. When Rollo emerges from the ocean, the natives are scared off, enabling him to rescue Betsy and take her back to the ship. The natives return and try to board the ship. After a fierce struggle, Rollo and Betsy try to escape in a small dinghy. It starts to sink, and the natives swiftly overtake them in their canoes. Just when all seems lost, a navy submarine surfaces right underneath them and they are saved.
Carl Kolchak is a newspaper reporter with an abrasive personality that has gotten him fired ten times from various big-city papers. Now he's reduced to reporting for a relatively small-time paper in Las Vegas. It's here he gets the story of his life. But will the local sheriff, or the D.A., or even his own boss, let him print it He has an ally in the FBI agent brought in to investigate this strange case. It seems someone is biting the necks of young girls and draining their blood. Can this killer with supernormal powers really be a 70-year-old Rumanian millionaire Can he really be a vampire And can an aging reporter do anything to stop him…